Mortal Kombat - Shao Kahn pète un plomb

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Finish him! Wait, before you do that, ... massage him! What? Did you say "massage him"? You dare defy the great Shao Kahn, Lord of the Outworld and creator of all that is evil?! Well... yeah maybe I say, Massage him! Alright, alright, fine, fine Ooooh yeah yeah yeah Is this good? Oh that's good, yeah, loosen up those muscles, oh you're so tense from the battle. Here, use those essential oils on him. What? ... Alright, alright, stop, okay I can't... I can't do this. Alright ? Clean him! What??? But... No I'm not gonna bathe him, okay? He's fine, he's clean as he is, he took a shower before. Clean him, or you will be destroyed! (sigh) Alright, fine. Destroyed... [???] Do as I say, or you soul will be mine. Always with the soul stealing... An issue with you. Ooooh yeah... Now we're talking, now we're in business baby... Could you... could you scrub his neck a little and then hold up the sponge, so I can smell it? (sniffs) Oooooooooh Eeh gross, okay, I can't do this anymore, this is freaking me out. Put a wig on him! What... wow... Well this is king of weird [???], okay ... Could... could you fix the bangs a little bit? Fix the bangs? Is that good? Oh MUCH, MUCH better. Oh, don't you look pretty little lady there? What's your name, huh? Vivica? Vivica?! Oh, I like that name. It suits you. Oh, what? No! It couldn't. [???] if you go for it. You know I can hear you, you're very loud, everyone here can hear you. Make out with him! What? Look there's not way, okay, I'm not making out with Liu Kang. Go ahead and kill me. That's what er... I choose... I choose death. Er... *Please* make out with him? No, okay? There's no way. Come on! It's... it's a new special move. It's called er... *sexuality* Really? It seems that you kind of made it up right now. Cause usually I freeze the guy and just punch their heads off, and there are little blood cristals flying around. Well fine. Whatever, do what you want, I don't care. Talking mad about it? I'm not mad. You sound mad! I'M NOT MAD! Alright. Well. Then could you make it official at least? You know, say the words. Fine. Finish him! No wait, wait, wait. You know, before you do your thing, I was wondering if you could er, you know, ... finish me? Oh gross! Hell man, that's disgusting! No, no... I'm out of here! Don't... don't go! Ach... Sub-zero? Subby-wubby... Come on man, let's rub it out ... Let's *work* it out. That's what I meant, no rub, but work it out... You know what? Scorpion's hotter than you anyway. And who fight next? Ooh Johnny Cage! That guy is a dream boat.